10 Random sentences #2

1.Pingas flakes are great for growing eggs
2.Shrek is made from weed and Mario mushrooms
3.Mario is the leader of the Illuminati
4.Whenever i yell''I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!'',i randomly explode
5.If someone near me says''Doritos are stoopid'',i'll toss them into the nearest shelf
6.If i had a trillion dollars,i would buy ALL of the games for mah watchers 8D
7.Shadow called Sonic ''GHEEEEY!!!''and rode away on his motorcycle,Sonic chased him down,yelling''I'M GOING TO RAEP YOU!!''while Shadow squeled ''OH JESUS CHRIST!!!D8''
8. hates Pokemans
9.Whenever someone in real life shows me their Pokeman,i tell 'em''IT'S SHIT!!!''
10.Buuubiez >:3